Mark James Wooding
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Some days I post something here. Sometimes I Post Raisin Bran. Some days I Kellogg's. I never know in advance.
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January 02, 2022
Invention I'd like to see

A harness that I could set on a cat which would override the cat's spine and leg muscles so that via a control on a handle or a remote control I could make the cat go where I wanted to without having to pick up the cat.

The harness would lightly hug the cat but would not need to be connected under that cat.

When the cat arrived at the spot where I wanted it to go, I could lightly pull up on a handle or a string attached to the harness, and the harness would lift up off of the cat.

A similar device would be useful for housebreaking a dog. The dog harness would fit on him like a regular harness, and I'd have a remote control. There would be no handle or string for pulling up on the harness.

When the dog started to pee or poop on the floor, I could grab the remote control and make the dog run to the door. If there was a doggy door I could make him run through it, or I'd have to get up and open the door.

A future model could be computer-controlled so that it worked as soon as it detected that the animal was indoors and about to pass wastes. I wouldn't have to do anything except to open and close the door.

When the dog was housebroken, I would permanently remove the harness.

A similar harness that was permanently kept on a cat could be programmed not to allow the cat to jump up onto certain tables or onto the kitchen counters.

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Republicans overthrowing the government without guns

Dr. Drew interviewed Scott Adams recently, and Scott Adams mentioned the absurdity that Republicans went to overthrow the government on Jan 6, but they neglected to bring their guns. On the first or second anniversary of the event, that alleged oversight made the narrative appear absurd to me, so I made a "video" that was supposed to be audio from January 6, captured on a video camera from which the lens cap had not been removed. I'm posting it again just because.

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October 25, 2023
Clean-up crew

While I was waiting on hold to talk with a human at the IRS, I decided to put some food out for the dogs. I set the full bag of dog food on a chair, and walked away to get the bowls. When I turned around I saw the bag slowly tipping over, spilling much of its contents onto the floor. Fortunately I had help cleaning it up.

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September 20, 2024
McGuffey's Readers, Number 4

The main task for today is to begin revising McGuffey's Fourth Eclectic Reader. It may take a couple of weeks, possibly more. I still have to work at Publix, and next week I start a new job in the memory care unit of a rehab/nursing home facility, and I'll also be working at Publix at least one night.

After that I'll take a look at the double-slit experiment, and see if there is an interpretation that is consistent with my theory of wave physics.

Also, I came across the attached meme, which I had created two or three years (or so) ago. I thought I'd include it because I still like it.

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September 20, 2024
Implications of Wave Physics

I recently proposed a theory of matter and energy called Wave Physics. In this theory, the only things in the universe are energy and the universal membrane, which is the medium through which all energy is transfered and stored.

Tonight I realized that according to this theory, everyone and everything in the universe are connected to each other at all times. Things that would be impossible according to the standard model of particle physics, are very possible in the universe of wave physics. Psychic transmissions and the power of prayer are physically possible and make sense if the universe works in any way like the theory I proposed.

If you've ever heard the phone ring and felt sure who it was before answering it, and were proven correct, this makes sense in wave physics, but not with particle physics. If you've ever looked intently at someone, and had that person quickly turn and look directly at you (I have), that phenomenon makes sense if all of us are parts of the same vast, ...

September 19, 2024
Unified theory of matter and energy

I was only scheduled to work three days this week, so I decided to work on a theory I'd been playing around with for fun over the last few years. I'd never been a big fan of the standard model of particle physics, so a few years ago, just for fun, I thought about exploring some alternate ideas, with zero training and zero experiments.

This week I wrapped up a few loose ends, and posted it to a community I created called Wave Physics. Originally I had called it Alternative Physics, but I changed my mind, so the link still has alternativephysics in it, but the community name is Wave Physics. I'd love for people to pay $5.00 a month to tell me how wrong I am.

https://alternativephysics.locals.com/

I also posted it on my personal website:

https://markwooding.com/physics/index.html

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