Mark James Wooding
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Short Story: The Case of the Mailed Man - Part 4 of 6

Sheriff Connor knocked on Mrs. Harken’s front door. Dr. Davis and Miss Lancombe stood on either side of the sheriff.

Mrs. Harken looked through the window by the door, then opened the door.
“Sheriff Connor, do you have some news for me?

“Yes, ma’am. Mrs. Harken, this is Dr. Davis, the medical examiner.”

“Hello, Dr. Davis.”

Mrs. Harken put her hand out to shake the doctor’s hand, but the doctor didn’t realize it.

“Hello, Mrs. Harken.”

“She’s offering to shake hands,” said the sheriff.

“Oh.” Dr. Davis reached out his hand, and Mrs. Harken shook it.

“I’m sorry,” said Dr. Davis. “My vision is a little impaired.”

Mrs. Harken let go of Dr. Davis’s hand.

“I don't see how you see anything at all with those dark glasses on,” said Mrs. Harken. “You should probably get a clearer pair.”

“Dr. Davis is blind,” explained the sheriff.

“Oh, I’m sorry.”

“No offense is taken, Mrs. Harken. I see my blindness as a gift from the Lord; a gift which has allowed me to sharpen my other senses.”

“That's very -- optimistic of you,” she said.

“Life is what we make it, Mrs. Harken.”

“I suppose so.”

“And this is Miss Lancombe,” said the sheriff.

“Oh, I know Susie. We go to the same church. How are you, Susie?”

“I'm fine, Mrs. Harken. I'm so sorry for your troubles.”

“Thank you, Susie. It's been quite a shock. Please, won't you all come in?”

Mrs. Harken stepped aside to let them enter.

In the living room, before anyone had seated himself, Mrs. Harken said, “Would you like something to drink? Or eat? I've got some cookies that I baked yesterday.”

“No thank you,” said Dr. Davis. “We found the name of the person whose head was sent to you. His name was Albert Fricklebacher. Does that name sound familiar to you?”

“Oh, gracious me --” said Mrs. Harken. She closed her eyes and fell backwards onto the sofa. She lay there without moving.

“What just happened?” asked Dr. Davis.

“I think she fainted,” said Miss Lancombe.

Dr. Davis listened carefully. He held up a hand to stop the others from speaking.

“She’s faking,” said Dr. Davis. “She’s still awake.”

“How can you tell?” asked the sheriff.

“By her breathing, and her heartbeat.”

“You can hear her heartbeat?” asked Miss Lancombe.

“Yes. I’m pretty sure. It could be mine, I suppose, but I can definitely hear her breathing, and she’s definitely awake.”

“All right,” said Sheriff Connor. “I'll grab her ankles. Miss Lancombe, you tickle her feet.”

“Okay,” said Miss Lancombe.

Mrs. Harken “woke up”. She slowly sat up.

“Oh! I – I think I passed out for a moment,” she said. “Oh. The stress has been horrific. If you ever get a stranger’s head sent to you in a box, then you’ll know what I mean. Have any of you ever gotten a head in the mail?”

“No, ma’am,” said Sheriff Connor.

Miss Lancombe and Dr. Davis shook their heads.

“I didn't think so. If you ever do – and I hope you never do – then you'll know what I’m going through.”

“Mrs. Harken, do you know Albert Fricklebacher?” asked Dr. Davis. He turned to Sheriff Connor. “Sheriff, do you have his license?”

“I've got it,” said the sheriff.

“Excellent. Would you please show it to Mrs. Harken? Perhaps she didn't recognize his face when she saw his head.”

Mrs. Harken gave Dr. Davis a quick glance of disapproval, but then got her face under control. From his front pocket, Sheriff Connor pulled the plastic bag containing Mr. Fricklebacher’s wallet. The sheriff wasn’t wearing latex gloves at the moment, so he didn’t want to reach into the bag. He pushed on the outside of the bag, inching the wallet to the end of the plastic bag. He tried to open it while keeping his hands on the outside of the bag, but it wasn’t easy for his big hands.

Miss Lancombe had thought to bring some extra gloves. She put on a pair and took the wallet from the sheriff. She held the wallet open for Mrs. Harken to see Mr. Fricklebacher’s drivers license.

“No, I don't recall this face, or that name.”

Miss Lancombe closed the wallet. Sheriff Connor held the plastic bag open while Miss Lancombe dropped the wallet into the bag. The sheriff zipped the bag closed, then he put the bag back into his left front pocket.

“I'm sorry,” said Mrs. Harken. “Would you like to sit down? Please, sit down.”

“No thank you,” said Dr. Davis. “Perhaps your husband knew him. Is he be home?”

“He should be home in a week or so. As I told the sheriff earlier, my husband drives a truck, and he's gone for days at a time. His latest haul is to San Diego, and he left a few days ago. After San Diego he’s going to Seattle, and then San Antonio before finally coming home.”

“Thank you for your time, Mrs. Harken,” said Dr. Davis. “I'm sure this day has been difficult for you.”

“It certainly has.”

“If you think of anything else later, perhaps you can do us the favor of calling the sheriff to let him know?”

“I'll certainly do that.”

“Sheriff Connor, I think we should talk to the neighbors now,” suggested Dr. Davis, “and see if they have any information that might be helpful.”

“Well, whatever you do,” said Mrs. Harken, “don’t believe a word Mrs. Miller says. That old ba – I mean, that sweet widow is pretty old now, and her mind has been slipping.”

“I just talked to her yesterday at the supermarket,” said Miss Lancombe. “She seemed fine then.”

“She seems lucid sometimes,” Mrs. Harken said, “but she mixes her dreams with reality and it's hard to know what's real.”

“We'll be sure to take that under consideration, Mrs. Harken,” said the sheriff. “Thank you for your time.”

Dr. Davis turned to go, and Sheriff Connor followed. Miss Lancombe waved to Mrs. Harken, and Mrs. Harken waved back. Miss Lancombe turned to go as well. Dr. Davis took a step past the front door, and Sheriff Connor tapped him on the shoulder. The sheriff opened the door, and he let Dr. Davis and Miss Lancombe go out first. The sheriff stepped onto the porch and closed the door behind himself.

“Now we go to Mrs. Miller's house,” said Dr. Davis. “Mrs. Harken is lying about knowing Albert Fricklebacher. I could hear it in her voice.”

“What about what Mrs. Harken said about Mrs. Miller?” asked Miss Lancombe.

“That was another lie. You said yourself that Mrs. Miller seemed normal to you.”

“She did. And I've never heard anything bad about her before.”

“To Mrs. Miller's, then,” said Sheriff Connor.

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