Mark James Wooding
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Some days I post something here. Sometimes I Post Raisin Bran. Some days I Kellogg's. I never know in advance.
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Humor: Snowmen Say Global Warming is a Real Danger

A Giddyup poll taken last week revealed that 99.3% of snowmen believe that global warming is a real danger caused by humans, that humans need to fix it, and fix it quickly. The poll was taken among a random sampling of a thousand snowmen, and has an error rate of +/- 3%.

The poll also revealed that snowmen living in Antarctica are becoming increasingly worried about their northern brethren, as the summer ice cap at the North Pole is reported to be at its lowest level since satellites began measuring it in the late seventies. The sea ice around the South Pole is actually at it greatest extent since that time, but the snowmen believe that there too they are in grave danger.

Asked what percentage of ice cover of the earth's surface would be optimal, 55% of respondents said two-thirds of the earth, 35% said three-fourths of the planet should ideally be covered in snow or ice, and 10% were undecided.

The poll included not only males, but also female and transgender snowmen, some of whom prefer to be referred to as snowpersons.


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Republicans overthrowing the government without guns

Dr. Drew interviewed Scott Adams recently, and Scott Adams mentioned the absurdity that Republicans went to overthrow the government on Jan 6, but they neglected to bring their guns. On the first or second anniversary of the event, that alleged oversight made the narrative appear absurd to me, so I made a "video" that was supposed to be audio from January 6, captured on a video camera from which the lens cap had not been removed. I'm posting it again just because.

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October 25, 2023
Clean-up crew

While I was waiting on hold to talk with a human at the IRS, I decided to put some food out for the dogs. I set the full bag of dog food on a chair, and walked away to get the bowls. When I turned around I saw the bag slowly tipping over, spilling much of its contents onto the floor. Fortunately I had help cleaning it up.

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September 20, 2024
McGuffey's Readers, Number 4

The main task for today is to begin revising McGuffey's Fourth Eclectic Reader. It may take a couple of weeks, possibly more. I still have to work at Publix, and next week I start a new job in the memory care unit of a rehab/nursing home facility, and I'll also be working at Publix at least one night.

After that I'll take a look at the double-slit experiment, and see if there is an interpretation that is consistent with my theory of wave physics.

Also, I came across the attached meme, which I had created two or three years (or so) ago. I thought I'd include it because I still like it.

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September 20, 2024
Implications of Wave Physics

I recently proposed a theory of matter and energy called Wave Physics. In this theory, the only things in the universe are energy and the universal membrane, which is the medium through which all energy is transfered and stored.

Tonight I realized that according to this theory, everyone and everything in the universe are connected to each other at all times. Things that would be impossible according to the standard model of particle physics, are very possible in the universe of wave physics. Psychic transmissions and the power of prayer are physically possible and make sense if the universe works in any way like the theory I proposed.

If you've ever heard the phone ring and felt sure who it was before answering it, and were proven correct, this makes sense in wave physics, but not with particle physics. If you've ever looked intently at someone, and had that person quickly turn and look directly at you (I have), that phenomenon makes sense if all of us are parts of the same vast, ...

September 19, 2024
Unified theory of matter and energy

I was only scheduled to work three days this week, so I decided to work on a theory I'd been playing around with for fun over the last few years. I'd never been a big fan of the standard model of particle physics, so a few years ago, just for fun, I thought about exploring some alternate ideas, with zero training and zero experiments.

This week I wrapped up a few loose ends, and posted it to a community I created called Wave Physics. Originally I had called it Alternative Physics, but I changed my mind, so the link still has alternativephysics in it, but the community name is Wave Physics. I'd love for people to pay $5.00 a month to tell me how wrong I am.

https://alternativephysics.locals.com/

I also posted it on my personal website:

https://markwooding.com/physics/index.html

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