Mark James Wooding
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Some days I post something here. Sometimes I Post Raisin Bran. Some days I Kellogg's. I never know in advance.
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Joke: Re-animation

Strange things have been happening at my home since I began my latest project. I’m trying to reanimate a dead cartoon-cat.

I don’t think the cat is happy about it.

I hear harsh meowing from within the walls, there’s kitty litter in my cereal, and I always hear a loud purring sound just after I slip on a banana peel.

And where the hell are these banana peels are coming from?!

It’s got to be that cat.

Now I’m determined more than ever to bring that stupid cat back from the dead. And after I revive it, I’m going to treat it with so much kindness that it will die from guilt.

Uh-oh.

There’s a flaw in my plan.

Cats may not feel guilt.

In that case, the amount of good canned food that it gets will be a function of how well it behaves. When the slope of that line dips below zero, it will only get peas and carrots.

That’ll teach it algebra.

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Republicans overthrowing the government without guns

Dr. Drew interviewed Scott Adams recently, and Scott Adams mentioned the absurdity that Republicans went to overthrow the government on Jan 6, but they neglected to bring their guns. On the first or second anniversary of the event, that alleged oversight made the narrative appear absurd to me, so I made a "video" that was supposed to be audio from January 6, captured on a video camera from which the lens cap had not been removed. I'm posting it again just because.

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October 25, 2023
Clean-up crew

While I was waiting on hold to talk with a human at the IRS, I decided to put some food out for the dogs. I set the full bag of dog food on a chair, and walked away to get the bowls. When I turned around I saw the bag slowly tipping over, spilling much of its contents onto the floor. Fortunately I had help cleaning it up.

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Free pdf of Wave Physics version 2.0.

You can download a copy for personal use from https://github.com/MarkJamesWooding/WavePhysics/blob/main/WavePhysics_v2.0.pdf .

If the main points of this theory are correct, it will be the largest paradigm shift in physics in several centuries. If history is any guide, I'm not likely to live long enough to see it become adopted, but participating with several AI in bringing the theory this far has been a great privilege.

Version 1.0 of Wave Physics is now in a book.

The theory of Wave Physics is finally out. It is the product of collaboration between a human and multiple AI. It is a polite declaration of war on the Standard Model of particle physics.

It is available in ebook, paperback and hardcover at Amazon.com. https://www.amazon.com/Wave-Physics-Replacement-Standard-Particle/dp/B0GRF15991/

I have attached a pdf sample that includes the beginning of the book through chapter 4, which includes our conclusions on the nature of time and relativity.

But this book makes many more claims:

The underlying structure of the universe is a two-dimensional membrane.

Energetic activity causes it to extend into the third dimension, sometimes transiently, sometimes in stable extrusions that can potentially last as long as the universe.

We completely re-envision the composition of atoms.

Protons, neutrons and the helium-1 atom (protium) are the same structure under different conditions.

There are no subatomic particles. The helium-1 atom without an electron is the smallest ...

WavePhysics_Sample.pdf
November 19, 2025
Wave Physics - Detailed Technical Paper

This version of the detailed technical paper does not yet have sources listed, and still needs some polishing, but I want to put it out there because you never know what could happen. Whatever does happen, I'll have the satisfaction of knowing that at least its out there.

I guided 3 AI in writing this paper: Lumo, Gemini, and Grok. The Wave Physics framework solves discrepancies between quantum physics and relativity, explains dark matter and dark energy, and more.

https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/eu7d2xbflssx8yiln5vuq/WP_DTP_v2.pdf?rlkey=uro827ooywfr1dl6j9pqzhrjw&st=0afsbwdh&dl=0

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